Introduction

You're probably wondering what the image above is all about. Well, it's a Protoss Corsair, and the fact is they're evil. My battle.net handle is N.W.A_Reunion, and I've come across one lamer too many, which has led me to create this site. I spend a lot of time playing StarCraft, and a lot of things piss me off about it. This isn't some crappy information site, so don't get confused. This site is designed to expose the fucking lamers and hackers all over battle.net, with some side commentary on the same rampant lame strategies that are used over and over. This site will be updated whenever I come across a new lamer or lame strat, so check often. I think I speak for the majority of decent battle.net players with this site, and even if I don't, it doesn't really matter. At least it gives me satisfaction, and you, the surfer, a chance to witness my brilliant ramblings. Here are the features on this site.

News

I've added a "New Rants" section to this page. These'll be randomly updated bitch sessions that I'll post whenever something fucked-up happens on battle.net (read:frequently). So check the shit out. Also, I've added a couple of new screenshots, you might wanna look at 'em.

New Rants - Just what it says.

Unit Guide - Not some sissy unit descriptions with hit points and attack damages. This is how good the units really are, and how they are actually used.

Battle.Net - My rant on Battle.net and the stunning number of problems it has.

Screenshots - Screens of me in action on Battle.net. Captions provided to describe the situations - you gotta see these.

Lamers - Since there are so many utter fucking lamers on battle.net, I've taken the liberty of composing a page with my own personal run-ins. I have screens as proof of their lameness. Includes disconnectors, hackers, and just plain morons.

Battle Reports - Reports of good StarCraft matches I've played, illustrated with screens from the game. What I've just told you is an absolute lie, you'll see. Don't bother clicking here until I tell you otherwise. Now that I've said that, I guarantee you click here just to see what kind of crazy surprise you'd be missing if you didn't. Whatever.

Links - Yeah, it's cliche, but I've decided to include a links section of the most useful StarCraft websites. I'm not just linking any happy horseshit I come across, either. Only sites that I actually use.

Feedback/Contact Info - Check here for information on contacting me with feedback regarding this site, or if you'd like to play a game on battle.net.