New Rants
September 5, 2000
This falls less under the category of a rant on a particular subject, but rather a rant on some bullshit that pisses me off about SC and b.net in general. Recent happenings on b.net have driven me to waste time on bitching about them, but on the other hand, nothing is gonna change if all the problems are just ignored. First of all, I'm sick of all these fucking clans, partners, and pathetic piece of shit StarCraft elitists that can't hack it in real life, so they nutt on cheating/teaming on b.net. Ever been to channel Wizz? Does it seem strange to anyone else that these motherfuckers all have spotless W/L records, like 160-5-20, yet have lots of disc? Are there actually this many skilled players with poor connections, or are they just a bunch of faggot fucks? You tell me. I love listening to these people brag about SC, and how they "smoke up," and all this fake real life shit they supposedly do, yet they on b.net 24/7 steady playing SC. How the fuck are you gonna tell me someone with 2000+ games on ONE account alone could have ANY functional social life, outside of MAYBE a job? Do the world a favor and get a fucking life, so us casual players might have a chance to ENJOY ourselves. Not that I can't take losing, but how am I to compete with these fucking textbook build orders, with the exact same race matchups on the exact same gay map (LT) against these teaming little no-life whores? We need 1.08 if nothing else but to change up the same gay build orders. And if you honestly consider yourself fucking elite because you can perfect build orders for one map which you've played thousands of times, LT, get a clue. You ain't shit on a map you've never played. Bitch. Funny shit is, these whores ain't shit to the Kali and professional players, but they still get off on being battle.net "elite." Go fuck yourselves.
These hacking whores are starting to really piss me off, too. The other night, some shitty player joined a 2v2 Dire Straits I created and went forge first. His partner opted to not waste time and forfeited the game right then, taking a loss. This forge-first-faggot double-disconnect hacked, so we all got disconnects for an island game that lasted about 4 minutes. The worst part is, the whore didn't even have a good record to protect; it was strictly to piss us off because he blew hard ass (forge-first says it all). On a different game, on LT, my partner and I lost to this pathetic zerg player because he was obviously maphacking... he dropped in all the right spots, no recon, made all the right shit, and intercepted all the drops and attacks en route. Why do I say he was a shitty player? Because he underproduced and underexpanded. By making the PERFECT counter-units and cheating to stop our attacks, he was able to win. How do I know he maphacked? Well for one thing, his suspicious "luck" all throughout the game. Secondly, he never once denied our accusations, merely responding by swearing. Lastly, and most incriminating, he didn't fucking notice after I gave him shared vision, even after I asked him whether anything seemed strange. That evidence screams MAP HACKING PIECE OF SHIT for those not in the know. Why do these faggots hack at a game? Is it fun? Is record that important? Why ruin the fun for the rest of us, why not just play the game? Weak fucks.
Lastly, I'd like to say that Carrier whores and Corwhores are really pissing me off. A masterful heavy metal push I created on LT was destroyed by 4 quick carriers because of the INSANE armor and gay ledge techniques carriers specialize in. I had this piece of shit backed up into his own main when he finally surfs over with these four carriers and totally fucks my tanks and goliaths. Why is Terran vs Protoss such a bitch matchup? Why do Protoss have high temps, dark temps, reavers, carriers, and corsairs? Each and every one of those units is a headache for a Terran player, and they become an absolute nightmare when used in conjuction with each other, which they invariably are. Furthermore, fuck the finger of god in general. PvT on Dire Straits, you may as well forfeit the game if you are Terran. If they secure two expansions, and use one of them only for gas, it's OVER. With cannons and high temps, it's a piece of cake to expand, and then comes the GAY FINGER OF GOD. It's unfuckingstoppable, I'm sorry. Gayweb, plus carrier armor, plus sair splash, equals DEATH for a terran, even with mad wraiths, goliaths, and well-microed ghosts. Forget it, it's game motherfucking over. EMP sucks, BC's suck, wraiths suck, goliaths suck, AND CORSAIR SPLASH IS MENTALLY ILL. Or more accurately, Blizzard is for putting it in.
Let's review. Fuck:
1. StarCraft
Elitists
2. Hackers
3. Carriers, Corsairs, and Protoss vs. Terran in general.
Please Blizzard, for God's sake, release the fucking 1.08 patch. We NEED some balance and a change of pace. It wouldn't hurt to reset every record on battle.net, too. Delete every last fucking account. I'll be happy to give up my legit account just to take the faggot hacker/comp stompers with me.