Players

Beach, Van

20 Beach, Van
Positions: 3B, OF
Bats: Left
Throws: Right
Age: 33
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 190
Years With Team: 3
High School: Stewartville 1990
College: Wartburg
Resides: Stewartville
Interesting Fact

Van is the proud father of three sons, two of which are training to become world class boxers. It was during a recent game that their talents were discovered as the tandem started swinging at each other, landing punches with timely and precise blows.

Boettcher, Jade

1 Boettcher, Jade
Positions: P, 1B, OF
Bats: Right
Throws: Right
Age: 23
Height:
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Years With Team: 6
High School: Stewartville 2000
College: Waldorf, Winona State
Resides: Stewartville
Interesting Fact

Jade, the younger of the Boettcher brothers, is an aspiring rapper. He can be seen dancing in the background of numerous Eminem videos, wearing an Iverson jersey and a black sleeve on one arm.

Boettcher, Scott

27 Boettcher, Scott
Positions: Assistant Coach, OF, SS
Bats: Left
Throws: Right
Age: 30
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 199
Years With Team: 5
High School: Stewartville 1993
College: Concordia St. Paul
Resides: Stewartville
Interesting Fact

Scott has two dogs named Katy and Cody. Katy and Cody insist on searching through the rubbish in order to retrieve their old rubber toys in order to play with them...however, Scott still loves his pups.

Burns, Jason

22 Burns, Jason
Positions: IF
Bats: Right
Throws: Right
Age: 19
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Years With Team: 1
High School: Stewartville 2004
College: RCTC
Resides: Stewartville
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Dass, Andy

Dass, Andy
Positions: P, IF
Bats: Right
Throws: Right
Age: 19
Height:
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Years With Team: 1
High School: Stewartville 2004
College: St. Olaf
Resides: Stewartville
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English, Brian
29 English, Brian Positions: P, SS, OF
Bats: Right
Throws: Right
Age: 22
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Years With Team: 5
High School: Stewartville 2001
College: Minnesota, Minnesota-Duluth
Resides: Stewartville
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Hanson, Scott
19 Hanson, Scott Positions: C
Bats: Right
Throws: Right
Age: 19
Height:
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Years With Team: 1
High School: Southland 2004
College: Luther
Resides: Rose Creek
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Heydt, Ben
33 Heydt, Ben Positions: P, OF
Bats: Right
Throws: Right
Age: 20
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Years With Team: 2
High School: Rochester Mayo 2003
College: RCTC
Resides: Rochester
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Hofer, Brooks

5 Hofer, Brooks
Positions: P, OF
Bats: Switch
Throws: Right
Age: 25
Height:
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Years With Team: 4
High School: Unknown
College: RCTC
Resides: Stewartville
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Hofer, Gavin

17 Hofer, Gavin
Positions: C
Bats: Switch
Throws: Right
Age: 19
Height:
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Years With Team: 3
High School: Stewartville 2004
College: NDSU
Resides: Stewartville
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Howard, Brandon

18 Howard, Brandon
Positions: 1B
Bats: Right
Throws: Right
Age: 19
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Years With Team: 1
High School: Stewartville 2004
College: St. Cloud State
Resides: Stewartville
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Johnson, Andrew

2 Johnson, Andrew
Positions: Manager, Utility
Bats: Right
Throws: Right
Age: 28
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 205
Years With Team: 9
High School: Stewartville 1995
College: Winona State
Resides: Rochester
Interesting Fact

Andy enjoys long walks on the beach and sipping champagne at sunset. He likens himself to a poor man's Tommy Lasorda. You can find Andy sleeping in the dugout the night before each season opener. Andy also cuts himself from the team every year, assuming the team has 20 other guys.

Johnson, Isaac

15 Johnson, Isaac
Positions: OF
Bats: Right
Throws: Right
Age: 20
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Years With Team: 3
High School: Stewartville 2003
College: Winona State
Resides: Racine
Interesting Fact

Although not as famous or good-looking as the elder Johnson brother, Ike somehow gets more women. Famous girlfriends include Gweneth Paltrow and Shannon Elizabeth.

Looman, Dustin

28 Looman, Dustin
Positions: IF, DH
Bats: Right
Throws: Right
Age: 24
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 250
Years With Team: 2
High School: Paynesville 1999
College: RCTC, Winona State
Resides: Rochester
Interesting Fact

Dustin plays DH for the Sharks and makes the occasional 2nd base appearance. However, when asked what his favorite position is he replied, "I like the DH and all, but I prefer the missionary position."

Manning, Joe
10 Manning, Joe Positions: 1B, OF
Bats: Right
Throws: Left
Age: 23
Height:
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Years With Team: 4
High School: Stewartville 2000
College: None
Resides: Stewartville
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Morlock, Jake

25 Morlock, Jake
Positions: P, 1B, 2B, 3B, OF
Bats: Right
Throws: Right
Age: 25
Height: 6'3"
Weight:
Years With Team: 2
High School: Stewartville 1998
College: Gustavus
Resides: Rochester
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Mullenbach, Marshall

11 Mullenbach, Marshall
Positions: P, SS
Bats: Right
Throws: Right
Age: 24
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 195
Years With Team: 7
High School: Stewartville 1999
College: Macalester
Resides: Racine
Interesting Fact

Marshall likes to eat two Chipotle Burritos in one sitting. He prefers the chicken burrito with black beans, mild and meadium salsas (the medium being the corn salsa), sour cream and cheese.

Neuman, Tim

7 Neuman, Tim
Positions: Utility
Bats: Right
Throws: Right
Age: 19
Height:
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Years With Team: 1
High School: Stewartville 2004
College: None
Resides: Rochester
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Parlin, Brian

12 Parlin, Brian
Positions: IF
Bats: Right
Throws: Right
Age: 24
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Years With Team: 2
High School: Austin Pacelli 1999
College: RCTC
Resides: Stewartville
Interesting Fact

Brian once challenged Joe Serratore to a hot dog eating contest. Brian soon realized he was unbeatable when Brian started eating his sixth dog and Joe had just finished his thirteenth. Brian said to himself, "Man, that guy can eat hot dogs."

Polt, Greg

9 Polt, Greg
Positions: P, IF
Bats: Right
Throws: Right
Age: 19
Height:
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Years With Team: 1
High School: Rochester John Marshall 2004
College: RCTC
Resides: Rochester
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Romsa, David
Romsa, David Positions: P, IF
Bats: Right
Throws: Right
Age: 19
Height:
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Years With Team: 1
High School: Unknown
College: RCTC
Resides: Rochester
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White, Mike

24 White, Mike
Positions: 2B, SS, 3B
Bats: Right
Throws: Right
Age: 20
Height:
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Years With Team: 2
High School: Rochester John Marshall 2003
College: Waldorf
Resides: Rochester
Interesting Fact

Mike has many admirerers, the most famous being Tom Jeznach (Yes, THE Tom Jeznach). To this day Tom uses whatever bat model Mike uses.